Pizza Hut Will Pacify Broken Hearts This Valentine’s Day With "Goodbye Pie"

Forget roses and chocolates, this Valentine's Day, Pizza Hut is serving up a side of heartbreak with their "Goodbye Pie" – a delicious, passive-aggressive way to say "It's not working anymore".

Harshita Das

Updated on: 8 February 2024 4:55 pm

Goodbye-pie Pizza Photo: |Image: Pizza Hut

Picture this: it's Red Tuesday, February 13, a day traditionally seen as the pre-Valentine's Day escape hatch for couples teetering on the brink. You, clad in your emotional armor, head to Pizza Hut's website, not for a romantic dinner, but for a "Goodbye Pie." This isn't your average pizza; it's a hot honey masterpiece, the sweetness a thin veil over the fiery truth you're about to deliver.

In a custom box, you pour your heart (or lack thereof) into a brief message. Is it a clean break, a "we're just not working" kind of thing? Or do you unleash your inner poet, crafting a Shakespearean sonnet detailing your woes? The choice is yours, but remember, brevity is key – this pizza isn't meant to be a manifesto, just a spicy appetizer to the main course of freedom.

But wait, the drama doesn't stop there!

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The pizza arrives, not with your average delivery guy, but with a heartbreak herald – a Pizza Hut employee prepped to deliver the news in the "best way." Imagine the scene: your ex opens the door, expecting a romantic gesture, only to be met with the sweet aroma of hot honey and the cold reality of your message. It's a theatrical, delicious dumping, fit for the social media age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You kept calling them “bro,” so they sent us to break up with you. pic.twitter.com/g86dIrEf9g
— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) February 6, 2024

But fear not, heartbroken singles! Pizza Hut understands that sometimes, even the spiciest pizza isn't enough. That's why they're offering a limited edition "Goodbye Gift Card," complete with an "excuse generator" to help you craft the perfect breakup note. Feeling uninspired? Let Pizza Hut provide the gems: "I want a partner who likes long walks and cuddling and giving me kisses... and now that I'm saying that, I think I'm just describing a dog." Ouch! Or maybe you're feeling adventurous: "I'm moving to the forest to start a new family amongst the squirrels." Talk about a clean break!

So, this Valentine's Day, ditch the tired traditions and embrace the "Goodbye Pie." It's a breakup bonanza, a pizza-fueled farewell, a delicious declaration of independence. Just remember, with great taste comes great responsibility – use this power wisely, and maybe order an extra pizza for yourself, because self-love is always the best kind of love.